I’m getting a car this weekend and my parents and i were having a conversation about “naming your first car”

They said name is Canyon.

Why?

"Because it’s gonna be fucking wonderful at first, but it’s probably gonna break down in the next couple months." 

My parents think they’re funny.

Assholes.

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Why is it such a hard concept to grasp that cows milk is for baby cows and not humans

why is it such a hard concept to grasp that soy milk is for baby soybeans and not humans

why is it such a hard concept to grasp that trix are for kids and not rabbits

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